Only if it was crows. BOOM.

Agreed. This was a biology class, the students are teenagers not little kids, they were allowed to excuse themselves from the class, and the teacher raises animals for consumption so he probably knew what he was doing. Maybe the result was some students decided they didn't want to eat meat any longer, maybe some…

I made dis! :) Everything went perfectly. She is 7 pounds and 10 ounces of screaming, shitting, snotting awesomeness! Also, I love Percocet.

Honestly, having killed and cleaned various animals by the age of 16 (I was backpacking since I was a kid), this doesn't bother me in the least.

"Murder" specifically refers to the killing of a human being. Animals may be "slaughtered," "killed," "exterminated," "euthanized," etc depending on the situation.

I actually agree with this idea in general. I think knowledge about food and where it comes from is desperately needed in society.

Joke would be on that teacher, cause by that age, I'd chased and killed my own chicken already.

The cat is making a Lucille Bluth looking at Buster face every time it looks at him.

You could fuck 5,000 people and never get an STD, just like you can fuck one and get HIV. Don't be an idiot.

Oh please, I hit 3 before I was 20.

This has to be the most polite "you're a rude, selfish slut" text I've ever seen.

"(a)nything more than that is unacceptable." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. K.

I can see how you can be mean to a cat, but how do you be just rude? Does she comment on its weight? Fail to send thank-you notes after it brings her a chewed-up lizard? Call it a nickname it doesn't approve of?

"Your swearing is very unladylike?" Motherfucker. I once spent about 13 months co-located with a bunch of Army officers for my job. That was thirteen years ago, and I still to this day use the eff word like a comma. My husband does not care but prefers I tone it down around the kids, lest our son confront a daycare…

Fuck you for reason #5, Bobo.

Upwards of 3 is unacceptable? I've had days where I've done worse.

I started out loathing her, right from I Kissed A Girl and All That Matters Is That My Boyfriend Likes it, This is Hot, Right?

DUH. Smoke show.

It was about a flying car, right?

Mara,