Who By Fire and Wise Up are amazing.

Yep, I also had a comprehension fail and thought; " Yeah it's not that weird for people to have crushes on their significant other's siblings." it's not cool but it's not unusual. Then I did the reading and went "Ohhhhhhhhhh, oh no. NO NO NO NO."

I clicked on this article thinking a woman couldn't stop dating men that were sexing her sisters, which made me grateful to have awesome sisters. But then I read it and was just all like ewwwwwww.

And then I was grateful that I have only have sisters.

Nope, this is super fake. "Maybe this is normal with siblings? I'm not sure..." = The fakest fake-incest troll evarrrr.

This, and Willow. She really gets me.

Why do you come here

Oh my gosh. Brige Over Troubled Water? Can't listen without thinking of my kids and sobbing! Here it is from the epic concert in Central Park...

Pale Blue Eyes by the Velvet Underground always makes me cry.

It depends on why i'm sad:
Regret:
O. V Wright - Memory Blues

The first two words of the headline work just fine on their own. Every day. For almost every story.

Okay I'll bite.

Uh, do you know teenagers? Because this is a joke I'd do to be "bad-not-bad" in fourth grade, not something actual teenagers (who have no problem swearing in front of teachers) do.

I just want to know if Jenny ever had to deal with any Level 5 Vegans. They won't eat anything that casts a shadow.

"Don't go to bed angry" is totally bullshit. You know what doesn't help you get through a rough spot? Being deliriously tired because you were up all night trying to sort through an argument or issue. And sometimes sleeping on it is the best way to cool off.

Really, just to be humble. Not a pushover, humble.

I need No-Red guy to go on a date with Allergic-to-Crunchy woman.

Regarding secret shoppers: Editor's Note: There is no screening process. Any idiot can — and usually does — sign up for that job

I like my gratuity grilled until it's tender. Please remember that for next time.

I get to not deal with children AND be lazier? WIN.