Totally read it as "Perverse" for a second (it's early where I am!).

We're keeping her off beds, and trying to get her crate trained, but because of the layout of our house and my husband's work schedule she has to sleep in the office. Which means until she's settled in and sleeping well at night, one of us is sleeping on the office futon every night. Someone is me 6/7 nights.

Just made it through a Peruvian Scouts meeting with my 10 week old puppy and my kids (my first one, although the boys have been going for a while). I've never been involved in anything Scouts like and found it quite foreign. Ditched the plans to make supper, so tonight we're ordering pizza, drinking wine, and maybe…

I would be such a stammering goofball if I ever met Tig Notaro in person. I blush whenever she looks directly at the camera.

"[Name of sport] isn't a matter of life or death. It's much more important than that" is a fairly common t-shirt/bumper sticker. I just Googled the phrase and found one site attributing the line "Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that" to Bill Shankly…

I thought men didn't like women over 30, and then much to my surprise when I emerged from the bubble of being a stay-at-home parent of toddlers to go back to school and work, I discovered that men like women in their 30s and 40s just fine. Older men, younger men, men who are not particularly fazed by your marital and…

Well, I'm only 38, so I can't say for sure, but ... I doubt he'd be any more attractive to me when I'm 42 than he is now. Blech.

When I'm bummed about being "old", I remember this speech and remind myself that I'm just old as fuck ... for this club ... not, you know, for the Earth.

The Maslany snub sucks. It also got me worrying that I still hadn't heard whether the show was renewed for a 3rd season, but good new: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/orph…

ME TOO.

Ugh, the invisible baby/child. I HATE pregnancy/children as a plot device that evaporates. Where are your kids?!

"When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life'll be all like, 'whaaa —t?!?"

"Ms. Lawrence, I have a question,"

I hate myself for saying this, but ... Marvin. Marvin Berry. And you are completely right. What makes it bad for me is that I was 11 when I saw BTTF for the first time, and I thought the joke was hilarious and I was so proud to have gotten it at all - and then when I was older I realized how awful it was.

My biggest takeaway from this (as always very funny) review was, "eh, shit. I am planning to show my kids Beetlejuice soon - when it's my turn on family movie night and they're TRAPPED - and I bet they'll be bored and disengaged." :(

I believe that's the distressingly hot, deeply expressive, and extremely funny Jensen Ackles, who plays Dean Winchester on Supernatural.

Yeah, we are pretty shallow and far too apathetic when it comes to male stars being violent, dangerous people.

It was big news back when it happened in the late 80s. Penn had actually served time before the assault on Madonna, for assaulting a photographer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Penn). He pleaded to a misdemeanor for the attack on Madonna, and some sources say that the reason more wasn't made of it at the time was…

Some kids tan easily, even with sunscreen on. She probably put her kid in a bathing suit and sunscreen and let her play outside, near water, while the sun was shining.

Co-signed. A couple of truly lovely photo galleries have circulated recently, showcasing photographers' real skill in capturing moments with their children on farms or in rural/rustic settings, and the kids are occasionally in states of partial dress. Because they're kids. And invariably some would-be do-gooder…