Manly Guys was freaking brilliant. I love jokes that take a solid minute to get.

(Creepy) Answer: Force Ghost

He’ll be asking the hard-hitting questions no doubt.

I fixed it for you.

Zero sympathy from me.

Also video game portrait:

You also need to find a trusted person to clear your browser history and destroy your hard drive.

Not quite. Whether games WOULD be recognized as art as per this law is completely up for grabs, because publishers preemptively change their games. If one of them had the balls to actually risk having to go through the courts, the case could be settled once and for all.

That isn’t the right version if we’re speaking of creepy things. It must be the original one:

Who was letting you play M rated games in 3rd grade?

Let’s address these particular inanities one by one.

...said Wario to Waluigi.

No, commentary, parody, and criticism all CAN fall under fair use. They don’t automatically cause your work to fall under fair use especially if the judge does not consider the amount of ‘commentary/parody/criticism’ sufficient with respect to the amount of the original work you included.

FWB: I can’t be more clear about this...STOP CUDDLING WITH THEM. That is straight up girlfriend behavior, and your supposedly wanting to just “fuck” is not even in the same ballpark as cuddling with these dudes. That is straight up girlfriend territory. You need to not let these guys stay the night if you want this to…

B-b-b-but it was just a “heated gaming moment.”

*annoyed grunting*

While the laws are still shaking out as to whether the police can force you to tell them your passcode for your phone, one thing is certain: They can force you to unlock your phone with a fingerprint. The same will probably apply to your face.

Well, better late than never, I guess, but still...c’mon, man. It took this for you to get the message??