Hey, you've really got to stop hating on the B-1B.

*All 10 chassis will be sold to customers in the Middle East.

Is Hordor what you pickup prostitutes in?

Dear Leader, I think I spotted some cake!

ERMAHGERD! PERNTERC SERLSTERC MAH FRAVRIT CERS!

This reminds me of Hurricane Katrina: It caused a storm surge so high, it actually floated the USS Alabama (on static display, resting in mud and silt). a 35,000 ton battleship, and caused the ship to settle down with a slight list (due to unevenly eroding her silt bed underneath). It was still the safest place for…

Put some truck nuts on it and you can be the only Deutchbag in the country.

Until we get F1's Hybrid turbos I don't care.

What are they doing with the old engines? I will put up $500 for one, throw it in whatever and drive it till it burns.

If this isn't a #COTD I don't know what it is. Bravo sir.

Our hero jumps into his sensible hatchback, and jams the pedal to the floor! The car hesitates for a split second as several computers work together to determine the most reasonable manner in which to apply the traction control, and he sets off at a sensible clip.

Anyone else really distracted by Loki's watch?

Poor old clarkie can't even knock the Corvette anymore. All he has is "you can't have one in britain". Have some humble pie, matey.

Top Gear finally has something for their small, small, audience of military logistics enthusiasts.

stoptimus prime

That thing is in P. As in Park.

You'd start with the lever all the way back in L, and as you gave the car more throttle, you'd smoothly slide the lever up to H. If you wanted to downshift, say, as you enter a turn, you'd slide that lever back a bit and get back on the throttle. Exiting a highway off-ramp, you could get it all the way to H pretty…