ToasterLovin

ToasterLovin

6/21/13

I wish I was seeing this for the first time.

6/21/13

But why does he have binoculars? Is he out camping?

6/21/13

Our foolish meddling with Mother Nature hath wrought a horrifying mistake...

6/21/13

You are welcome, from a Texas man.

6/21/13

"The Seventh Seal"

6/21/13

Nah, you're just another asshole who doesn't know much about movies. Girl robbers! Wee! How original! I'm guessing you are about 20-22...?

6/21/13

"There is no better filmmaker in all of the world."

6/21/13

Because I don't want to see this dumb movie?

6/21/13

Very true.

6/21/13

This is a TV movie or an after school special. At best.

6/21/13

I am trying to think of a more uninteresting group of dickholes to base a movie on. I am really trying hard.

6/21/13

If so then I am doomed to remain sexless.

6/21/13

"Her?"

6/21/13

Just act all enthusiastic and tell the guy you find sex a lot more enjoyable when your genital sores are openly weeping.

6/21/13

Do one then the other.

6/21/13

That is a rat hat. And a poorly made one at that.

6/21/13

Aaaaaaand the doucheification of another awesome place in Texas is almost complete.

6/21/13

Texas women do not fuck around.

6/21/13

More coverage does not equal more fans.

6/21/13

So these fucking nerds beating each other like Egyptian slaves are just the fuckin' Pep Squad? That is pretty hard core.