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Yeah, that will work about as good as this:

http://jimcarrey.com/

Sauron has returned!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm pretty sure this was two separate shots. 1 shot of them sticking in the knife and faking an explosion, and a 2nd shot of the toaster actually exploding. It would be really easy to composite the two together to look like they happened at the same time.

Yeah, but can it dance?

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GPS is an AWESOME feature in cameras..

Oh I'd love to see Hot Ball of Nickel vs. Will It Blend Blender. Imagine the destruction dropping that flaming ball of nickel into one of those blenders and then turning it on. Preferably in a darkened room.

And now, for a conspiracy theory!
"It's not so much that they ran out of money, as it is that they are sending hidden messages to an unknown operative. Every major event is accompanied by a minor spelling error... whether capitalization, quotation, or misspelling. In this case, the letter 'a' is not capitalized. Using…

Cats suck, should have been a robot.

Actually, for a gag gift that you otherwise wouldn't have purchased it's alright. I got a friend of mine a Quaking Aspen tree as a joke, she worked as an arborist up until recently.

I found an old historical blueprint during my research

Opulence, I has it.

so computer programs basically aren't allowed to gather information about their users in order to be as useful as possible without being "creepy" or "invasive" anymore?

This is totally not about this piece, but I don't see anywhere else to comment on this awful new site design. HATE IT! If you don't stop effing up the site, I will just stop reading this group of sites and stop sending traffic here.

Space X should consult the Russians... they are quite good at it.

Stressed? Depressed? Life have you down? There's a medication for that...

Wifi enabled stove is a great idea. Remote control would be the biggest thing...fire it up on your way home so it's preheated and ready for whatever you're gonna throw in it as soon as you arrive, and shut it off from anywhere, even outside your house, in case you forgot to turn it off.