On a Crown Victoria forum I occasionally return to, there was a man named Technoweenie who ALWAYS caused one shit storm or another.

Impala, with AWD, an LFX motor (420 hp in the XTS Vsport), the transmission from the ATS-V, and magentic ride and revised suspension selling for 45 is just a parts bin away.

Srategic Targets that you’d deploy an SR-72 after aren’t likely to be mobile so that point is rather moot.

Someone else said it earlier, but I’ll say it again for effect. A Mach 5+ platform is a better investment than a satellite—especially considering the move towards rapid global strike and the intrinsic value a hypersonic can add to that particular type of mission.

Trigger Warning.

Pffft. Be like me a just don’t give a fuck. The highway I take to work has a 55mph speed limit. Traffic usually does 75.

I actively considered a Taurus or a Charger just for this effect. I used to have a CVPI and never had to worry about left lane campers.

I’m going to spend the rest of the day mimicking this.

Doubt the Advanced Eagle / Saudi Advanced / 2040C can be talked about as “Minor Upgrades” though...

I need to see this.

This is why the hell no one should live in Iowa.

Diesel Raptor. I like the idea of that...

My worse winter driving experience involved one of my best friends, a case of four-loko, an all-girls college, a hyper clingy co-ed, the promise of sex and the realities of driving 30 miles IN THE MIDDLE of Snowmageddon for absolutely no good ending.

Why the hell is there a Limo in Forza?

I’m calling bullshit. In my very in-depth experience with pot heads, never have seen such a thing.

As an upgrade path for the Rafale (and Eurofighter for that matter), the F414 (especially the EPE) is plausible and makes sense (especially considering the Rafale prototype flew with F404s before the M88 was ready), but with Advanced Super Hornet being an option domestically, there is no reason to consider it. Gripen…

It waa missing the whole damn drivetrain! Plus it was a Pursuit painted to look like a Blacktop.

I took a look ride in the back of a Mazda 3 (sedan) once according to my neighbor.

Better yet. A Piper Cub that launched from some Farmer’s private strip piloted by a guy named Burt with his buddy Walt as his WSO.

Can we add a Galaxie trim to the family with a side of 5.2L?