I wonder what goes through your head when you crash into what for all you know is a vintage car (with a vintage price tag)?

Why are they kissing? What the fuck does kissing have to do with a car? I'm done with this shit.

I'm gonna buy a Lincoln instead.

Swap out that LFX for an LF3 and I think an XTS "Professional" model would do nicely..

"...Yamauchi doesn't just let any old car into his games. That says something."

(Bonus if you find one in Black. Then you can play Black Betty during your escape, effectively increasing your chances by 99.4%)

Car

...I should just buy it now...

The Voice Recog in my Impala USED to work damn well. At the time I was using a Samsung Slider Phone from 1921 and it could hit even the names like a champ—even when names were ethnic as hell. It was 100% on Music choices (even with titles like "U O E N O") playing from a PSP crammed into one of the USB ports (the…

I knew parts of it were public, but goddamn.

What in the ever loving f×××

I would absolutely kill to have an experience like this.

Just sayin.

Just sayin.

Done.

This is one of those "Hear me out" things. I DD a 2014 and frankly I (almost) love every aspect of it. (Damn thing will torque steer you off the road if you punch it, and good luck seeing around any corner with the way the A pillar is swept back.)

A factory supercharger Marauder with an optional manual would've made a world of difference. It already had (and still has) the road presence.

I'd take a picture but it's too dark at this point. Basically, the decklid forms a ramp that terminates right above a ridge over the tail light (which extends out further than the decklid by about 1/2" - 1"). If the water rolled the wrong way off that ramp, it would pool behind the tail light assembly and come out in…

Not quite. The actual recall notice stated that the seals would leak raim water into into, and possibly cause flooding in the trunk. (Hence the causing a short / fire joke).

I was getting ready to say "Thankfully they haven't recalled my Impala" ('14).

Then I remembered...it was just at the dealer two weeks ago for a recall regarding the seals around the tail lights. Apparently they weren't watertight or something. (Which in my mind meant they'd short out and cause a fire or something.)