Mars Attacks is big dumb fun and Sleepy Hollow has its charms. Planet of the Apes is pretty bad, but not as bad as people remember (and Tim Roth is freakin’ excellent in it).

Big Fish?

I honestly liked the Sabrina series. I don’t know the source material but I found it fun.

Look, I’m forward-thinking - I accept that people like her didn’t choose to celebrate christmas, and that they were just born that way. What I don’t understand is why they just have to be so flamboyant about it. Like, can’t you do your christmas stuff behind closed doors, and not throw it in all of our faces? I’m…

The first one? Never have a heard someone say the first 1 was their favorite haha.

It feels like Avatar was the biggest thing in the world for two months, and then the entire world forgot it ever existed. Ask a random person on the street, and odds are they won’t be able to name a single character. Because there’s nothing there beyond the visuals.

The Queen’s political power was near nil. Her role is not to steer policy, or shape policy, and attempts to do so against the wishes of the Parliament, the elected officials who run the government and military of Britain, would be wrong.

A GI Jane and an OJ joke, is this guy still living in the 90s

No one should be getting death threats end of story. I would say go read her blog post that she posted after the tweets. It was much, much worse when it came to her attempts to explain what’s “wrong” with trans people and might as well have been written by Ron DeSantis given her take was pretty much the same. She said…

Her “defense” of “women” and “homosexuality” was just calling trans-men confused autistic lesbians.

It seems to me like subbing in “women” in place of “people who menstruate” is far more reductive. Not all women menstruate. I’m not even just talking about trans women, I’m talking about women who’ve gone through menopause, or any of the other myriad reasons a woman might not menstruate that have nothing to do with…

“I’m one of the few people you’ll meet who’s written more books than they’ve read”

Is Professor Genki in it though

Well, Bjork dressed like an anemic goose and Lady Gaga wore a meat dress. I’d say the dragon hoard is the least absurd.

I find it wild that this Saints Row game that feels and plays like a Saints Row has some weird vendetta against it because the weird woke obsessed Right are still obsessed with this game being a failure.

Ms. Swift is remarkably attractive. She’s also ridiculously famous. When a person who fits both those categories wears a dress that’s even slightly revealing, that dress is going to be talked about. A lot. This is hardly a new thing.

So can we have the content we paid for & got removed back?

Well, no, because meth is a real thing, and every aspect of Captain Hook is pure fantasy. Nobody was saying they were real (and what a bizarre thing to even mention), but that METH, in THAT PLACE, are both very real. So yeah, if Captain Hook was dealing the blue, the statue would also be gross there too.

It’s good to know your headline writers are as terrible about reading the entire story as the Kotaku audience is.

Yeah, no mention of damage control anywhere in this article.