TitusAndronicus
TitusAndronicus
TitusAndronicus

“This Winston controller, though, is bananas.”

He’s probably also jealous that Slim is an ACTUAL billionaire instead of a pretend one.

CARLOS DANGER

He’s just jealous that he didn’t get that awesome name. ‘Carlos Slim’. That is 80s buddy cop level awesomeness right there. With a name like that, the man was clearly destined for great things.

SERIOUSLY!!?? WHAT THE FU************K?

I’m going to build such an amazing Ice Wall, believe me, and I’m gonna make Pharrah pay for it.

What has Mercy ever done for this country? She’s not even American. Runs around, healing, which I’m told is “support”, I don’t buy it. Can’t even shoot rockets. Sad!

omg keep politics out of my videogames. i thought this was Kotaku not My Vag Hurts Weekly. why isnt hillary clinton in a costume? male lives matter too. we are figuratively dying over here

Trump has 0% support play time.

As if he had the necessary WASD spread.

This will not end when the election is over but one of the very few things I am looking forward to is the Trump campaign’s version of “Game Change.”

He spent his whole life pushing around piano salesmen and carpet installers and decided he was invincible. Don’t fuck with the NYT, Donny - this isn’t their first rodeo.

this election is a dank meme. i never understood them until now.

Hell, can you imagine if Hillary had done this?

Donald Trump’s reputation is too fucked up to be libeled.

so far in this nightmare of an election, the best moments (the moments that make you actually smile) have come from unlikely places; tic-tac, skittles, aviation authorities, newspaper legal teams.

When questioned by a Times reporter Tuesday night, Trump vigorously denied the claims, “shouting” at the reporter in question, threatening to sue the newspaper and accusing the reporter of making up the allegations in order to hurt his campaign, calling her a “disgusting human being” and told her, “None of this

(Slightly) off-topic: thank God that gif of Billy Bush sucking his finger and mouthing “I’m a bad boy” has gone from the carousel at the top of Jezebel’s front page. It was making my morning sickness about 8000% worse than it already is.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.