Except she doesn’t really have any raisins. The only public official who tells fewer lies than her is Obama. We have all read, what, a decade of her email and we have nothing to show for it. She was a fucking girl scout. Trump’s muffin is one big fucking raisin. I think we can be pretty confident what he will do if we…

All I can come up with is they must be thinking this: When Clinton does something shady, she’s being a corrupt politician. When Trump does something shady, he’s being a smart businessman.

Literally no one is pretending this.

He just kept saying that “the media” are all liars who lie about Trump lying.

This is good Kinja

Honestly, here’s my thing. Yes, the private email server shows that Hillary can be secretive and paranoid. Given that she’s had two Secret Service agents publish tell-all books with blatant lies about her, she’s been connected to every accidental death, suicide and murder in Washington DC in the past twenty-five…

I really got into it with a family friend over this. He kept on harping on about how “Hillary should be in jail” and “how could anyone vote for such a liar?” I was giving him article after article of fact-checks and reports showing how Trump lies more flagrantly and frequently than Clinton- then upped the ante saying…

Sadly, while John is delightful and I love how he calls out the BS.

I’m so glad Oliver is calling out the false-equivalency narrative that’s been plaguing this election.

I’m just glad she learned this lesson for a disease like rotavirus instead of something more dangerous or more likely to have long term effects!

“I scoured everything I could possibly find about why vaccines might be harmful. I became pretty convinced.”

Well it’s a shame it took her whole family getting sick but it’s refreshing to hear an anti-vaxxer say “I was wrong, I was batshit, I’ve since researched and have changed my mind”.

Not making light of this awfulness, but does the pro-gun segment even bother to make excuses about the issue of gun violence anymore? Or do they just angrily shout about a guy who’s not standing for the National Anthem?

“Jesus Christ, you guys.”

If this is what your religion teaches / preaches, your religion sucks.

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I’m not worried so much about her prep because if there’s anything she does, it’s her homework, but I AM worried that expectations are so high for her and really all anyone is hoping for from Trump is that he doesn’t shit in his hand and fling it at Lester Holt. And Mark Cuban.

In my super red Southeastern state, there’s a lot of people moaning about not knowing who to vote for / whether to vote. I think Trump broke them, but they can’t admit Clintons the better option after decades of voting Red. I’m taking it as a good sign because any other year, I’d see a lot more Clinton is literally…

The Cincinnati Enquirer just endorsed a Democrat for the presidency for the first time in 100 years if that makes you feel any better.

That’s what I don’t get. Let’s assume for one moment he did have a gun (I don’t believe he did, but I wasn’t there). The man is in his car and not an immediate danger, you have someone who obviously knows him on scene, why would you not have one officer go over and speak with her to see if she knows a way to get him…