Ah, yes, the old rainbow flag operation.

On the other hand, it’s brilliant, because I ain’t getting punked by no mark-ass bottle.

ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER was amazing in every way.

There’s absolutely zero reason to believe this is anyone other than Geoff Cameron, who is an idiot. Also, it’s extremely Good and Normal that he knows that the official merch of the President of the United States is the opposite of anti-fascist stuff.

Did he just say “making fuck”?

Did you not just read Drew’s whole deal about how he’s constantly been blitzed out of his mind on Primo Chronic lately?

5 Throwgasms for a Lions game? Unless they’re bringing back Barry Sanders and unmasking former fan ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER I don’t see it.

“You Must Be Sure You Wanna Taste It” may sound like the worst possible slogan for something you want people to drink, until you imagine some giant Slavic dude in a track suit declaring “I am for sure to taste you” before opening it with his teeth.

I’m one of the last 10 SILVER WUZ RIGHT people, but he was stressing up until the last day that if one of the battleground states went Trump, they were all going Trump, and he was dead right.

There are still people here who think he got the 2016 election wrong. Writing is useless for getting things across to those who won’t read.

Ooh, look at the big shot over here who had arms and legs! La-dee-friggin’-da! We held the bat in our teeth and rolled around the bases!

sounds like too many cooks in the kitchen to me

You sweet summer child. 

Eli Manning is the second highest earning NFL player ever, one spot behind his brother. I have a hard time fully processing that fact.

Don’t be mad that the Cubs’ window is going to slam shut with one title when y’all thought they were a surefire dynasty. 

Ah yes, the 27 year old lefty currently sporting the 3.2 ERA...a lock to wash out of the league in a year or two!

He’s a lefty reliever who has struck out nearly 13 per nine innings this year. The only way he’s not in the league in a few years is injury.

Haha yeah, there’s definitely no market for a hard-throwing lefty reliever with a K/9 rate of 12.7 and an ERA+ of 143 who’s under team control until 2024. If there’s one thing MLB teams hate, it’s having good bullpens.

Settle down, Schwarber. 

Is that you, Kyle Schwarber?