Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

Having settled the disingenuousness of it, can we look at how incredibly dumb this is from a tv executive standpoint, though?

He’s in charge of one of the largest cable stations in America. In his industry, what is the direction shift? Is FoxNews or MSNBC trying to “bring a sense of calm and make sure the place isn’t a…

so did Jay Cutler!

Is it sad that I’m also looking forward to the first Jambaroo of the Season having a Sunday Movie Recommendation for a team that’s NOT THE BROWNS?!?!?

A tradition unlike any other...

+1 King Hippo

I am surprised Thurman’s shorts did not drop on that stomach punch. 

If your “team” is presenting you with “opportunities” and they aren’t vetting who those opportunities are with and/or telling you the details, get a new team. Holy shit. PR 101.

Yet another reason you don’t take advice from Kenny Rogers.

It seems like Carlos Cordeiro misprounces her name until you realize this dude wrote his speech.  

Also cheering for each of the USWNT’s opponents in the knockout round because they’re ‘disrespectful’ or ‘hate america’ or whatever bullshit. God their salty tears are so refreshing and delicious.

No she wouldnt. She’s got a very low opinion of Trump.

Remember the fuckwits that were poo-poohing Rapinoe’s comments on visiting Biff because “they’re not gonna win so it won’t matter anyway.”? Good times.

They need stronger dykes. I kid, I kid

And how sweet for Rapinoe, no shrinking from the noise and backed it up time and time again on the field, unflappable on PKs.

I’m pretty sure a third-place, South American, soccer match is the last place the president will show up.

The Dutch goalkeeper looked absolutely atrocious in the first half, and I hope the US can take advantage of that on Sunday

And, most curiously, he’s grated frozen butter and mixed it INTO the ground beef.

So lemme get this straight: 85% lean chuck (with ground brisket? what?) mixed with frozen, shaved butter.