Not everyone that seems to understand a topic on a deep level understands it in a way that can be communicated to other people, let alone taught and lots of people who do understand it in a way that can be communicated/taught completely lack the ability or desire to teach.

I am imagining this, and it is filling me with joy. 

My co-worker has been a Warriors fan for his whole life (50 years) and is very level-headed and rational about the whole finals so far. It’s so annoying.

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Having seen a taping of WoF years ago (it absolutely sucked shit) I can say they 100% never fucked. Even as a teenager the fact that she barely tolerates him was palpable. Having to sit through his shit for three episodes, I can see why. Pat sucks.

Man, imagine being too scummy an association for the Bruins. 

As if I needed another reason to not watch hockey and/or root against Boston sports. 

Yeah, he went to that game with something to prove. Pirates broadcast implying that his grandfather would be ashamed of the way he plays. Pirates beat writers openly advocating for him to get his for a literal 3 second walk/watch before jogging after a home run.

The most remarkable thing to me.is he’s doing this on a .176 BABIP

But when it reached the part of the speech where Reagan addressed “the enemies of freedom,” the following images were shown: A protester in a beanie with an anti-fascist slogan

Hawaii to do list:

It’s Honey Badger, not money badger.

Some of the most important sports stories ever are important because of their intersection with politics. How do you tell a politics-free version of the story of Jackie Robinson, or the Munich Olympics?

Movie guy is 1000% spot on. I learned this lesson one day a few months after my kid was born when I left work early because I was sick. I wasn’t sick, just tired and unable to put up with people’s shit. Not wanting to take my surely ass home to my MIL and baby right away, I went to a movie. It was two hours of bliss.…

Which version of Deadspin was that, exactly?

I think this guy is a pigeon. Even their username is a pigeon-sound.

They're just pigeons. 

Guys, I've found the pigeon.

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

+1 Accidental Grounding