Sorry, I have to instigate my obligatory “Kid Rock is a shitty little rich boy poser fuck you Kid Rock” because you mentioned Kid Rock.

Can we talk about the absurdity of unfurling a field-sized flag for a fucking regular-season game? Christ, the NFL has the most toxic brand of patriotism.

No one denies this.

+1/2 Flight of the Conchords

“I’ll kick your heinie” was right there, man...

Agreed. Also the best end credits scene.

I’m not sure if you’re intentionally being stupid for comedic effect. If not, you are completely wrong. If so, you’re dreadfully unfunny.

Agreed. Now calm down.

Jersey Mike’s is the best. Way better than Subway/Jimmy John’s. So far no cases of their spokesman killing endangered animals or being a pedophile either, which is a plus in the sandwich game. Get the pepper relish.

You couldn’t pay me to read those stories, but I just wanted to say: the length of this post is horrifying.

He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.

And it’s all possible thanks to maroons who also desperately need healthcare voting for these scumbags because “small gubmint” or “Obama is a communist mooslim”.

Thanks for the shout out. Just got home from the stadium, what a fun run it’s been

“I’m trying to help you. I’m trying to help you.”

Christ what did they do to the forger?

Sometimes I worry about the future, then I read stories like this and I’m all, “Yeah, no, I’ll never lack for work.”

If I like the Danzig song, will I like this movie as well?

Pretty sure the fact that teams are looking at Brock Osweiler is proof that there’s a blacklist out for Kaepernick...