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Like some sort of ban?

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

Get over yourself Chauncey.

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

The closed shop that is the North American pro sports model is incompatible with promotion and relegation though. Can you imagine having to tell Mike Brown that he’s now having to play in the Prudity Assurance League with Bangor and Biloxi and some such others? He might do something rash like fire Marvin Lewis. And…

Got a bag of D-cells ready for that mother fucker the day he steps back into the crab suit.

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

I almost forgot to share this duo I met at the press conference.

Why is Jon king?

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Good lord his shooting motion is atrocious.

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

A lot of fast food places time the service. If your times go up on average, management can come down on the store, the managers, and the employees. No raises, staff cuts, etc.

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

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