I think you have a case of "notnoticinghumorosis" its a very serious case and its usually found when someone does not know humor when they see it. Its very common among boring individuals typically starting around 12 years old and up.

Where is MAH PYRAMID!

I will buy this phone, knowing the risk. It wont be a while, and by the end of the phone's life cycle I will want to move carriers anyways.

FUCK AT&T, you can kiss my ass with your BS money grubbing data usage ruing schemes. T-Mobile seems like the most sensible carrier out there, why ruin it. If you are going to buy it, keep it let it profit as a subsidiary, don't gobble it up.

LOL, awesome ploy!

Yes I recognize sarcasm lol. I was waiting to see what he would say :p.

The oven was on?!?!?

They don't have rubber seals or strong latches locking the doors, just a button and a hook to latch them to the beam that keeps it closed.

I'll bring the gun.

By links I mean has a list and synopsis of every episode organized my season and show. When it comes time to watch it you click on one of the listed working links for that specific episode.

With a free market, there are always douche bags who try and ruin it. I hate apple's approval method because it is really restricting. On my android phone, I have an app that links you to streaming sights for almost every US TV show episode out there, and a bunch more. 100% free after you buy the app. Do you really…

Because I am 17! lol

Why is it always the guys that look like the would prey on girls prey on guys lol. . . . .Creepy teachers just got creepier.

Yep, I wonder who gave him the inspiration?

Not funny.

Maybe thats where George got his inspiration?. . . .

OMG THE ELDERLY WOMAN PART HAD ME ROLLING! God, the Onion really makes you cry!

/sarcasm We can just put a black American there! Problem solved.

When they where fighting -

NOW THAT, is one way to make your shit sparkle!