This is how Mortal Kombat should have been!

@Time Pilot AKA: Maybe a light amount to make it a bit more yellow.

@luckycharms: "Now I donno chuck, kicking a ball isn't as good as throwing one, especially a FOOTBALL!"

@iLostMyNameTag: Oh you live in trampoline world too?

They sound like pod racers.

@Curves: Landmines.

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@ObiHaiv: Or a 5 point star with each point like an apple.

@Harpsichord: No I think you mistake Steve Balmer when he announced WP7 and someone in the audience said what about the HD2. Steve Jobs sacrificed Gary Powell during the announcement of the iPhone 4 by slitting his throat and then selling the blood as a proprietary screen cleaner for developers.

@pixelsnader: LOL, Verizon probably wouldn't provide the functionality either, which can be one reason, untill their LTE network is up to snuff, and LTE phones where out on the market. "I can take a call, and surf the web. . ."

@pixelsnader: Yeah, but the voice actor and the whole commercial describing how much better it was was just douchebag status.

@Roekone: Rejected batches?

@The Forgetful Brain: The Onion is just awesome like that.

@YummyCyanide: I wasn't agreeing with apple either. BUT Verizon makes them douchey to combat apple. . .that is a very douchey move IMO

@Rex Harrison: LOL XD!

@YummyCyanide: Verizon doesn't deserve this phone if it makes android commercials for the droid as douchey as they are.

I don't look forward to the "news" reporting about the new iPhone on TV. . . . might as well shoot myself. . .the idiocy. .

Sooo much WIN!

They could have gone farther if they let it go fast enough.