Whenever someone says cars arent a good investment I want to smack them in the head. No shit. That's why Im at a car dealer, not Charles Schwab. Guess what my 401k cant do? Get me to work, or the grocery store, or anywhere else for that matter. I cant autorcoss a savings account. Cant go for a Sunday morning…

Its all well and good that you're certain in Nathan's assurances. But I have to say that is beyond the point.

You've got manufactures gunning production car records, FWD records, and even economy records.

It's a hatch though, it only looks like a sedan.

Did you really just site a 'Ring time as a reason why this doesn't live up to its bad stigma? I have bad news for you....

Gets shat upon by this website (note, my defense is just for the Countryman S All4), but name me another small SUV/CUV you can get brand new in the US with a manual transmission and a peppy turbo motor for under $40k?

It still is a sign of a person who buys a car for overly practical reasons instead of fun or utility.

It's a girl's car.

Every one of them.

and you all know it. Shove your blinker jokes.

The 4c with those horrific head lights. Why, why, why would anyone think those made the car look better?

R u avn a giggle m8? Ill kick yer fookin arse I swear by me mum.

Fiat 500L. It looks like someone tried to make a shitty minivan look like a "hip new Fiat!"

The Porsche 911 is a pretty bad copy of its original self:

The new smart fortwo. I love the new design, but can't shake the feeling Mercedes engineers were inspired by Chinese copies of the last generation.

The newest Toyota 4Runner

Yes, because all the evil villains in the world drive Jags.... Loki, The Mandarin, and Lord Blackwood. So yeah I'd totally buy the Jaguar over the BMW.

You work for a Toyota dealer and you don't know that Tata owns Jaguar?

don't let facts stand in the way of your outrage.

I'd say: yes.

You know Ford hasn't owned Jaguar/Land Rover for 6 years, right?