Ahem... you have confused me with Tazier.

Oh my god... she’s so young — only 18, I believe. I certainly hope that the injury doesn’t threaten her racing career, which still has a great many years left in it.

Huh. Seems more expensive and less capable than my Prius Prime Advanced.

Hey, thanks for proving that you have no idea what Socialism is.

She should wear whatever she wants, regardless of the rule.

I love the post-racial, tolerant meritocracy that America is these days.

Ah... Socialism.

There is an inherent beauty in having a deck that can’t be altered at all. You simply buy the deck, play it, and if it’s great you keep it but if it’s terrible you toss it in the trash.

The backs of the cards are unique, so you can’t mix cards from other decks without someone noticing.

“We give Amazon nothing and their revenues give us approximately $900 million annually. If Amazon does not employ 25,000 New Yorkers, we lose $900 million.”

I am still holding out hope that the UK will come to its senses and call off this EU exit idiocy in time to save themselves.

Oh man. I can’t wait to tell my wife that we are rich now. She’s going to be so thrilled!

Why do Republicans hate successful women so much?

If I move, I’m moving overseas.

No. I refuse to be tied to a region for the purpose of voting, and nobody else should be either. I should be able to benefit from the advantages of moving to an area with like-minded progressives.

The only reason that I continue to live in Florida as a black man is because I’m wealthy enough to insulate myself from most of the racism. Because I’m old enough and wear white people camouflage most of the time (read: khaki slacks and button-down shirts) nobody bothers me and the cops don’t randomly pull me over…

Uh... I actually own one. And I’ve sold a great many to my clients. I’ve sold so many that Microsoft gave me a massive discount when I bought that one I have.

I mean, I could also destroy the actual computer (the screen half) of my extremely expensive 15" Surface Book 2 by bending it as well. A sharp strike with a pen will crack the screen as well.

Nobody would have known if they had all been better criminals.