Buddy is on the left, Dude is on the right.

The Goldfinch almost drove me to suicide. I don't think I smiled in everyday life until I finished it. I have no idea why I didn't stop reading it. Talk about a wet blanket.

To take the edge off of the disappointment.

But they're going to make it anyway. :(

I pahked the cah too fahhh!

I often say that my biggest fear is that I'll regret having a child, but I think my actual biggest fear is that my husband will leave me if I decide not to have a child.

Jon Stewart's and Nathan Fillion's lovechild.

i have a friend who met the love of her life there. they wouldn't have met any other place because aside from BM, they had nothing in common on the surface.

riff raff

Or searched my phone records because I also deleted it from my call log? No, never....

Have you ever done the whole number delete only to scroll through your call log to find it again using deductive reasoning? Or delete the number but realize it was useless because you had it memorized and was just a bottle of wine away from pathetically texting him again?

It's meaty and hefty. It has a warm personality and probably tastes like freshly baked bread.

Lol, I totally buy that Gaston would send dick pics.

Let us all not judge each other on the dudes we dated in our early 20s. (seriously, please, don't judge me on them)

PLEASE post the followup story about their puppy named Scully who is skeptical about doors that can be opened.

(I have been waiting FOREVER to use this gif.)

Okay, now my frustration is directed towards you.

seriously, no one has paid me a dime to eat brownies and watch 30 rock.

"Cultural appropriation" is a meaningless expression to anyone not suffering from white guilt complex.