Counter point.

Team Big.

SHE WASN'T SHIFTING THE DISCUSSION TO WHITE WOMEN WOES. SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT UNITES US ALL IN SHITTINESS. MY CAPS ARE KICKING YOU SO HARD IN THE BALLS YOUR FATHER RETROACTIVELY HAS A LOW SPERM COUNT AND YOU WERE NEVER BORN.

That was totally on the wrong thread, oops

Sounds awesome George. What are the skills needed for the position?

My cousin died on TWA Flight 800 in 1996. If you will recall, the flight crashed over the Atlantic Ocean shortly after takeoff. It took weeks to recover and identify his body, but investigators were able to do so because he was wearing a passport holder around his neck and his body was intact enough to corroborate…

The heart wants what the heart wants.

I always felt Michelle Rodriguez dates who she wants to date, period.

I work in the wedding industry as a Bridal Stylist and I enjoy these articles about wedding traditions.

Me too, actually. But it presented a neat opportunity for a joke so I ran with it.

These stories are amazing.

I know that Seth MacFarlane isn't much cared for 'round these parts, but every time I think of her I think of the Family Guy joke where she and Kelly McGillis are God's mistakes sent to Earth as "80s hot."

Yeah, but it was just the tip. So it wasn't, like, that bad.

I brush my dog with my blush brush and it makes him sneeze, but he loves it. He lies on his back in front of me while I'm doing my makeup until I appease him. Then I brush my face with dog hair.

I know I should hate him but his self-aware douchebaggery makes me love him a little bit.

Maybe this is me taking it too personally because I lived in an inner city food desert where produce was limited to either canned corn or mealy apples, but it didn't make me laugh to hear that a dude who grew up in poverty in a similar food desert-y area until he was like 25 wasn't super familiar with a grapefruit.…

It's funny because as men, I think we're constantly told that "confidence is more than half the game"

Well, they're still models, just larger than skinny models. Whoever manages to market cellulite as attractive has to be some mad marketing genius.

You mean like this?