I also had the worst public interaction experiences of my life living there. And I have lived in NYC for 8 years. Just very strange, somewhat surreal things. No snakes in a box though. A very unstable homeless woman came up to myself and my friends as we were standing on a train platform, started screaming, lifted up…

I live in NYC and have never been bothered really, I am racking my brain for any stories my friends have told me but can’t think of anything major. I lived in Paris for a year and was never sexually harassed on the train but I certainly was put in uncomfortable situations more than in New York. Like being violently…

I have a friend who was in the Peace Corps in West Africa for 2 years. In the country she was in there are a decent number of stray dogs and a lot of people are afraid of them. She befriended one of the dogs and it started to sleep inside her living quarters every night. She said on several different occasions she…

I 100% agree. I think Khloe can be funny but it comes off as immature and/or mean a tad too much for me to be able to fully get on board. Also, both Kourtney and Khloe very clearly have issues with Kris but Kourtney seems to deal with it by just not dealing with Kris whereas Khloe deals with it by harassing and making…

One of the only episodes of RHONY shows I watched maybe wasn’t an episode of that, maybe of the Bethany spin-off? I don’t know, it focused on her wedding planning, so whatever that was. The thing that stuck out to me the most and made me incredibly bummed out was when she talked about her family life and so on. Partly…

I spent a good 30 seconds contemplating why she thinks this. Legally - perhaps she can’t buy one bc of her ongoing divorce but subletting or renting should be possible. So the only thing I can come up with is that she emotionally can’t? Like she is still recovering mentally and emotionally from the divorce and just…

I had to get a bridesmaid dress there last year. If you compare my sizing to classic true sizing I’m a 6. In stores I’m usually a 4. At Jcrew I had to get the dress in a 0 and have it taken in 2 inches at the waist. Completely deranged. I grasp the concept of vanity sizing but at this point they’re just insulting my…

Was an episode of Locked Up Abroad done about your experience? If not, you need to submit it stat

Poor woman would never get a hump day!

I'm from Allentown. I just can't with Pennsylvania. The accents, the smallness, the nothingness. Just no.

I have a hard time with beaches in warm climates. Something about them makes my heart break a little. Hawaii does it the most.

Zero chance mass was involved in what went on in their church today.

Thanks! There is definitely some metaphor/fable/whathaveyou that can be wrung from it all. Something about time and love, the fleetingness of it all, the true worth of material goods, something something. Please start said book and I will contribute.

My wedding was in the middle of nowhere in a fueld in the mountains and I had pizza. Who the hell doesn't like pizza I ask you? Who? But my pizza was delicious. Made by New York Italians. They know their craft.

Fair question. I exaggerated a bit. I have a lot of great ones of us getting ready before being dressed, the ceremony, walking out of the church, family and bridal party posed pictures, first dance pictures, and our reception was amazing. 100+ people danced to our spectacular live band for a good 5 hours and the…

Am I allowed to ignore the directive and just tell a story about my wedding dress? Cause I'm dying to. I went to school for fashion design and one of my good friends started a wedding dress company in Minnesota after she left. She makes beautiful slightly untraditional dresses that I highly recommend to everyone (Tara…

I actually thought about that as I wrote my comment last night. I have a friend who I think is a nonfamous version of what being friends with them must be like. People gravitate to her for some reason, she has a lot of friends, knows a lot of successful, well-off people, is family wealthy. She is an inherently…

Maybe he wanted an egg of a turducken.

The Blonde is Kim's friend and make-up artist Joyce Bsomething. Kim is the one laughing in the long skirt. I am not ashamed.

Cause they smell like weed and patchouli?