now can we have an article about friends who are jealous of friends new relationships and act like assholes about it? Specifically, perhaps, dudes who can't understand their dude friends wanting to spend time with their girlfriends over them? Anyone?

One of my good friends in college chewed exactly like this, I eventually had to stop eating with him bc it was disgusting. He was also Korean. Let's find an anthropologist that specializes in eating etiquette throughout the world.

And he had his own kilt? I admire the commitment. My dad wore his whole kilt and caboodle (ha) with our family tartan at my wedding to walk me down the aisle but that is as close as we got. I'm now having images of a groom in his kilt at a Scottish castle getting cold feed and running away screaming,…

That sounds very much like the wedding I wanted to have but didn't as my husband isn't remotely Scottish. Good job!

I have been inside precisely two Penn State frat houses, maybe even this one I don't remember. The outside for both was this nice, there is a whole street (maybe more) of them. The inside. The inside gave me nightmares. Filth.

Oh man the most bigoted people I know are my family in northern England. Lovely people until a news story about immigrants or anyone vaguely brown comes on the television and then I feel like I have to clean my ears out with soap. Granted, mostly it is the older generation and while racism will be with us for quite…

I went to a school that was a "walking district". No buses, everyone was dropped off or walked. I can legit tell my kids I walked an hour in the freezing rain to get to school.

In my life it, goes by the term, "as swig".

My dad comes from a long line of Evertonians. He met my step-mom at the Liverpool Football Club, she was working there, during a match between the two. Several times a year our home becomes a house divided. The struggle is real.

I 100% know it is airbrushed, which is and always has been standard and is not interesting enough to even comment on. Smoothed over and feathered doesn't mean someone is using computer tools to completely reshape their body every time they are in a picture. Especially not to, what, make their back skinnier? There are…

All my of jeans do that. Someone having a body that does different things from the one you live in, should not automatically result in Photoshop accusations.

My sister in law got us an oil painting of our dog. It's amazing. If she loves her cat the way we love our dog, I 100% encourage this direction of thinking. I will keep that painting 4ever.

They live in Fargo you say? When in Rome...

People are incredibly judgmental of the way other people grieve and the value of their grief. The last thing any of us should do is criticize how people get themselves from one day to the next.

I think they were implying Katy Perry is the inflatable beaver. But I could be mistaken. Either way, it was absurd.

I am grey so am hoping my head-hanging story will go unnoticed. But I still want to put it out there. It is one of those.

Pilates all day all day

But Tom wants to be your friend. That is all Tom has ever wanted.

But Tom wants to be your friend. That is all Tom has ever wanted.

It does help. You won't have huge lips, that's not possible if you naturally have small lips but it helps. I also don't wear lipstick normally, cause it's pointless, but filler definitely makes it better.