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Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [looks behind to see a trail of toppled hurdles]

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.

That's pretty much every marathon I've ever run.

"OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY THIS IS GOING TO BE SO FUN."

i also love how he tries to kick the turf onto his steamer. classic dog move.

In high school, they gave us two ketchup packets upon request, then charged per extra you wanted. I want to say it was a quarter each. For chicken tenders and curly fries (and two days a week, a spicy chicken sandwich as well), that was horrendous. We basically had to plan lunch around the schedule for the days that…

I'm not saying he knows what he's talking about, I'm just saying the line "you call in the warm rubber dong" was first used in print today.

That Pitbull/pitbull Q&A was top shelf. Hats off to VGS.

I read the entire Mel Kiper part in his voice. Or at least Frank Caliendo pretending to be Mel Kiper.

"It's funny for a second, but when you really need the job done, you call in the warm rubber dong."

I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."

Why? Doesn't it exhaust you to call out people for such things? Are you really sitting somewhere steaming over my use of "retarded"? I know "retarded" is not the preferred term these days, but it still signifies a person with impaired cognitive abilities.

Does any sport truly need cheerleaders?

I'm not sure if you have heard, but this country has access to the internet, which makes the swimsuit issue obsolete. That's the question being asked here: what's the point?

How is the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue still a thing?

Sure. $850k is more like $500k when you factor taxes in. Then include a year of lost wages and you're looking at $250k a year. These are young men with no savings, who work and play with young men who are incredibly rich and whose lifestyles they want to, to a certain extent, emulate. They have families they are…

He drove a car at halftime of Super Bowl 33 in front of millions.

Well at least it's descriptive of the game. You mine and you craft.