I got flamed to hell and back on Splinter for saying this, but I’ll say it here too, because what the hell. George W. Bush was a profoundly awful president, both in terms of domestic and foreign policy. He was, without question, a criminal of great magnitude. He was not, however, aspiring to become the dictator of a…

And remember, this coming from a guy who went to jail for assault. Yeah, only for one day, but still.

I love hockey, but anyone not on the Buffalo Sabres can die in a car fire, except PK Subban. That dude is awesome. Historically, that has also applied to Steve Yzerman, Mark Messier, and a handful of others.

Having seen the inner workings of more than one school board, I have observed that schools routinely “fire” teachers by getting them to resign. The reason is very simple: if a teacher resigns, the district doesn't have to deal with the union, especially if the district accepts the resignation "with regret" (and a cozy…

Just wanted to let you know that I’m done arguing with an intellectually disingenuous little fucker like you. If you want to claim victory, go right ahead.

This is sort of amazing.

Dude was spared having to eat Domino's. Sounds like a win to me.

That’s a good friggin’ song. Because of Gary Glitter being an utter shitbag, I wouldn’t use it in a movie, or even a playlist for a friend, but that riff is undeniably kick-ass.

I have the sudden and profound urge to go out onto my lawn to see if anyone is on it, and if there is, to yell at them to get off of it.

If you think the difference between Trump and Bush is a hair’s breadth, then I don’t know what to tell you.

No, fuck off. I never said Bush (or for that matter, “Never Trump” Republicans) was “good.” I said Bush, as utterly reprehensible as he was, was not as bad as Trump, who is actively trying to make the United States into a white nationalist dictatorship. I’m not going to put words in your mouth, like saying you’d…

It’s cool. If some people think that Trump is no worse than Bush, that’s fine. Personally, I find an Actual Insane Despot worse than a dude who made profoundly horrible domestic and foreign policy decisions but willingly left office when his term was up and didn’t suggest any of his political opponents should be…

At first I really enjoyed that Baldinger video. Then I felt uncomfortable.

Grays and non-grays alike: Bush was an AWFUL president, and his crimes were legion. He did not, however, imperil the constitutional fabric of the republic itself. And personally, he was not a piece of shit rapist. So Bush was very, very bad, and Trump is very, very worse.

George W. Bush was absolutely one of the single worst presidents in American history. No question. But the gap between Bush and Trump is incredibly vast, so if Ellen DeGeneres wants to demonstrate a little good will towards a former president—even a gross one—in order to signal what the modicum of acceptability is,…

I bet Dabo Swinney's phone was ringing at 5:02.

Yeah, I wish him luck with that. By all accounts, the whistleblowers are members of the intelligence community, which means they've probably seen fingernails melted with a blowtorch. At his most combative, Lindsey Graham is approximately as intimidating as a golden retriever who found the edibles.

Please oh please oh PLEASE don't let Alex Kurtzman puke all over this...

At first I thought the "Hopelessly Partisan" thing was a gag, but then I zoomed in on the image, and by god it's right there. And then I chuckled. And then I realized that 40% of the country will believe it. And then I got a headache.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Deadspin doesn't closely monitor the Twitter account of "Danny".