I kinda wanna throw myself into a volcano.

It’s worse than that. It’s not political, it’s moral. Politics is how much we should pay in taxes, or what those taxes pay for. At their most intense, politics is whether or not we should be at war, or how our individual civil rights balance with the common good. Politics ISN’T about locking children alone in cages,…

Knowing absolutely nothing about this guy and judging solely by his picture, I’m guessing that he slept with somebody’s girlfriend or wife.

Sincere question from someone who doesn't follow the political drama of the NBA terribly closely: does this raise any chance that there will be a detente between AD and the Pelicans? Because a Brow & Zion combo would be scary as hell.

I’m inclined to agree, but my Prognosticatron 3000 has been on the fritz ever since it said the Panthers would blow the doors off the Broncos in Supe 50.

In the time it took for that thing to drop, they could've played game eight.

This made me giggle and clap like a small child.

I really hope AEW is successful, because my god do quality professional wrestlers need some alternative place to make a good living than under the senile shadow of Vince McMahon.

Please oh please oh PLEASE let me run into one of these fucks flashing this bullshit. I really want to punch a nazi.

I suppose it's a matter of opinion, but I'd take a hundred toddlers throwing tantrums over one haf-drunk baby boomer throwing a shitfit at a gate agent because they didn't have to gate-check their carry-on last time, they have an American Airlines gold card, and that should count for something, I don't care if this is…

I'd say Fuck Her, but I'm worried that might be taken literally in some Monkey's Paw From Hell scenario upon my inevitable eternal damnation.

+1 Bernernernernerbahner.

I was on Team Neck Glasses for a long time. I’m not sure exactly when I changed to a Top Of Head guy, but it’s been a game-changer. No more sunglasses falling out when I tie my shoe, no more chest hairs getting snagged in the hinge. Just an improved quality of life.

Not to get all Football-Knowery, but does it look to anyone else like he has a really loping, hitchy throwing motion, kinda Kerry Collins-esque? Maybe it's just the editing with the random speed changes.

Oh god, the Bruins are going to beat the Hurricanes in the conference final. C'mon, meteor...

“Roundhouse the butter" has me asking questions.

People... wash chicken? You cook it, right? You know they didn’t, like, spray the raw chicken breasts with pesticides, right? Do folks do this with all meat, or just chicken?

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Is the problem really an “Uncanny Valley” one, though? I don’t think the problem is that it looks too much like an actual, living, five-foot tall, blue hedgehog in running shoes; it’s just that it looks, well, bad.

Draconian? Yep. But how frickin dumb do you have to be to try to get weed through an airport security checkpoint in something disguised to look like something else they wouldn't let you through with anyway? That's like trying to smuggle a crack pipe that looks like a gun.