Better suggestion: kill the Senate. (The institution, FBI Comment Goon, not the individuals within it.)

Jim Gray is probably the "journalist" I'd enjoy seeing get punched in the face (non-Fox News division) more than any other.

This is why it’s imperative they manage the development of Asplund carefully.

The fact that there’s this sort of rule at all is garbage. To have it misapplied so stupidly is utter horseshit.

A MAGA hat is the equivalent of a swastika armband or a klan hood. If you’re wearing one, you’re identifying yourself as a nasty bigot looking to antagonize others. I see no reason why a business owner shouldn’t be allowed to refuse service to anyone wearing one.

Sorry, wasn’t planning on replying, but my jaw hit my laptop touchpad right on the “Reply” link after I read your comment.

So half of your white friends may or may not be down with blackface.

Sabres fan here. “From” or “for”, Reinhart is right. Ullmark and Hutton are routinely hung out to dry, but they’re both more than capable of giving up back-breaking soft goals. I remain entirely convinced that Ullmark has a couple Vezinas in him a few years down the road, but man, that blue line is soft cheese right…

This is a brilliant impersonation of a caller into WFRT’s Barfman and The Snoog’s Drivetime Sports Zoo. Well done.

I fully expect Donald Trump to challenge Daniel Bryan to a match at some point, with Vince promoting it as if it might actually happen, only to have it fall apart due to Daniel Bryan's "cowardace". Instead, we'll get JBL beating up Bryan backstage and dragging him behind a coalroller.

This is quality entertainment.

True story, when grocery shopping for salsa verde ingredients in Maine, I had to explain what “hale-uh-PEEN-ohs” and “toe-MATT-ill-ohs” (“Sure you want those? They ain’t ripe.”) are used for.

Welcome back, Drew, and FUCK YOU THE MORTAL REMAINS IS A SUBLIME TONE POEM THE LIKES OF WHICH WE ONLY SEE IN FILM ONCE IN A GENERATION YOU FUCK.

That lede image needs to become a meme.

When I think Fresno, I think coconut-flavored rum and sexual favors from a heavyset evangelical going through a rebellious phase. But maybe that's just me.

That’s a perfectly fair point. I can’t speak for Ricketts, but I take “racially insensitive” as a synonym for “racist”. Doesn’t matter whether the description is blunt or florid, he’s acknowledging it’s bad.

I’m only going by the headline, which identifies Tom Ricketts as “co-owner”.

Unless someone’s holding on to photos of Tom Ricketts in blackface or something, let’s give him the benefit of the doubt that his sentiments are genuine. Joe Ricketts, meanwhile, can go fuck a trash can. But we can’t hold the sins of the father against the son, or else Tom Ricketts, myself, and a whole lot of other…

Alas, the period of edibility of McDonald’s fries (and all fries in general) is not a function of time, but a function of inebriation. If I’m good and plastered, those few french fries that have been sitting at the bottom of the bag since last night are pretty tasty.

I’ll reply to this the same way I reply to people who tsk-tsk at how much golf he plays: You want him to spend more time actively making the world worse?