Wait until they find out she doesn’t have to answer to their subpoenas.

I’m an independent in Ohio......voting 100% democrat this year. Fuck these clowns.

Oh please let’s win the House. I can’t stand eight more years of Congress refusing to actually do any work.

Not to take away from the scare factor here (b/c FUCK THAT BUSINESS) ... but I cackled out loud when I read this one. Delightful.

I’m going to vote in person before work so I can wear my sticker all day. And if I see any voter intemadation I’m recording it before calling the DoJ voter intemadation hotline.

These people (who happen to be women) may be wrong, but that does not make them bitches, and saying they need to get laid is sexist, obnoxious, and indicative of your misogyny. Please try to be civil.

The problem you have is that this is Harvard. The people that go there are not used to serving anyone at all. The people that go there — legacy, scholarship,and everything in between — are going to be the people that run the country. That program may work for a state school; that’s not going to fly at Harvard.

The SNL Premiere was killing it until Weekend Update “bros” started with their “both candidates suck” bullshit. Not only is it sexist, it’s the same tired, unfunny, cowardly rhetoric that’s been clogging my social media streams for months now. It’s the satiric equivalent of #AllLivesMatter.

Josh Marshall, of Talking Points Memo, has a heuristic for understanding Trump’s behavior: Trump’s Razor, which means, to understand what’s going on with Trump, you have to “’ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts’ and that answer is likely correct.”

He’s not smart, you can’t believe a word out of his mouth, and he’s a self-obsessed, greedy, shitty person who doesn’t care about the American people. That you could theoretically find someone worse or stupider doesn’t change any of that, and I don’t know when this idiot thinks not being the literal worst person ever…

THIS! They had no problem eviscerating Palin but you show them Trump and all of a sudden he’s a smart guy. Nope he had money in a system that benefits the rich. He’d have to have a drooling idiot to not make money with the 14 mill he got from daddy. As it is his stupidity lost him a great deal of money he should have…

Why the fuck are they doing Weekend Update if they have no teeth to criticize people? JFC to compare Donald Trump to Hillary Clinton’s intelligence is such a fucking insult, and I’m pretty close to saying it’s just flat-out sexist. If Donald Trump were a woman people would call her a stupid bitch and dismiss her…

Amen. This?

[With the caveat that I don’t think BP is any great catch either], what’s so great about Angelina Jolie? Born to rich, beautiful people, “suffered” through angsty teen years as a *yawn* model, then went on to a “successful” movie career by wining a couple awards for essentially playing herself in two movies, then…

Pence is so damn generic looking. He looks like the stock photo of "Republican Politician" someone googled to put on a powerpoint.

This fucking loser is an American citizen trying to kill people in the country that took him in, gave him citizenship, and provided him with opportunity. Here’s where everyone comes out to equate America with all the other horrible evils in the world. Yes, America has systemic, terrible problems, and questionable…

In many instances there is a power differential, but she’s 41 and an established person in her own life. So it is a non-issue.

If your entire career is centered around the shtick that you’re the loveable loser who is overlooked by the ladies it’s pretty fucking dumb to get mad when someone makes a joke consistent with that shtick.

Doesn’t matter how ugly a man is, he still thinks, any woman, particularly attractive ones, need to flatter his ego and seek his approval. And btw, Hill, you’re a medium talent who’s been mostly in shitty and kinda shitty movies so no need to get all uppity about the “weather girl”.

Fleury rolled with the punches, as it were, and forged ahead, relaying a sexual fantasy couched in a sick burn that is maybe funnier in French than it is in English.