TinyLemons
TinyLemons
TinyLemons

and New Yorker skin aint nearly as thick as New Yorkers claim.

Mr.R had been previously married but I had not. And our relationship progressed really slowly. He was kind of my “comic relief” in between my other relationships (and yes, and a booty call) but at some point we realized that we were well, an “us”. The transition to cohabitation went pretty slowly as well. After a

This shit is so annoying, it’s right up there with those dumbass pictures my aunts share with quotes about wine that have fuzzy bad quality minions on them. WHY ARE THERE MINIONS ON EVERYTHING?!?!

Do you understand that I’m not belittling your experience? I don’t think for a second that I will EVER experience racism like a black woman in America. Not for a fucking split second. However, if I for some reason (crazy, evil) managed to make myself convincingly look like a black woman, and put myself into that world

Well said. But there’s also something about the conservative Christian response that bugs me. ALOT. They act like men are thinking about sex & rape ALL. THE. TIME. They act like all men would molest/rape if they knew they could get away with it. One of the Duggar in laws seemed to imply that all men would have done

DUDE I saw that when I read the piece (which I had never read before until writing this)! There are so many pictures of both of us in both of those articles! I WONDER WHYYYYY

There’s someone in my supposedly liberal, progressive community who went to prison for “porn” featuring adolescent girls. To this day people here defend him and even claim that he was victimized because it wasn’t “real” kiddie porn. Meaning some of the girls had breasts and looked like they could have been of age.

The point is the segment was only made because men are supposed to be manly, unlike those pussies who support gay marriage or have vaginas. And these dumbasses didn’t even know to check if a parking brake was on. But something tells me a lot of things pass over your head.

Sadly neither the left or the right has a monopoly on stupidity.

Never, ever take advice from a person who tells you “babies don’t need stability, they just love you.”

Attention, parents of millennials (or tail-end gen x-ers as it were): nobody can effing afford anything-weddings, babies, rent, food... Help out with all those labor rights you worked on rolling back and then we can talk. Maybe. “Finally” got married to LT partner at 33, very low-key deal, and still have not produced

Wait so you want us to be against the STORE CLERK in this situation? Who is probably making around minimum wage?? Yeah, it probably wasn’t the nicest thing to say out loud, but jeez, s/he probably meant it literally. It literally must be nice to have that life. It literally must be nice to be able to make that choice

“I’ll reach up and grab your waste and pull you into my face.”

OMG you understand! I’m in a (temporary) long-distance thing with a guy and whilst we always talk about how sappy and emotional we are, whenever I try and bring it round to sexy talk (gotta have something here) he just kills it ASAP. Best line i’ve ever got is “you were very good at the sex.” What’s bad is that it was

No dice. I would love a little blood sugar sext magik but my partner is a literal dude with an impaired romantic imagination. The few times I’ve tried, with innocuous but hopefully leading messages like “I wish you were in my bed right now,” I get matter of fact responses like “too bad we live so far apart.” :/

Sorry, I know this isn’t super cool to say for some people but I give serious side eye to any 49 year old dude dating a college girl literally less than half his age.

Me sexting IRL

It’s very much like when women take a public stance that sexism doesn’t exist or that they’ve never encountered it, because those women want to be more appealing to men, be it politically, sexually, or on a business level.

Common has always been down for black people. As one of the more conscious rappers, he’s dedicated his career to it. He says one thing, and people are ready to lambast him? I think the the criticism is a little unfair because he’s one of the last people who deserves this. Check his credits. He has done a lot in his

I love Chris Pratt like so many of the commenters here but also - HELLO ROBBIE! Amirite?