I know, right? Mary Jo Eustace is probably having a cocktail and laughing her ass off at Ms. Spelling for actually thinking it wouldn't happen to her, too.

I feed both my wolves, but just enough to keep them mean and hungry to attack my mortal enemies. Or assholes on the bus.

"That's my worst nightmare, I cheated on my wife,"

Yep, major difference between the selfies of the survivors and the selfies of the gaping assholes on the highway choosing someone's suicide attempt as background.

This is obviously the result of disordered eating and not any attempt at a real "diet." I know everyone seems to think that fruit = automatically healthy, but she's literally just eating straight sugar all day (and mainly fructose, at that). Her pancreas and liver (fructose can only be metabolized in the liver) are…

I'm under the impression that a pap took the picture and then duane reed reposted it, but this is just an assumption, and kind of irrelevant to the appropriation doctrine. People magazine can print the picture heigl wouldn't have a leg to stand on because obviously people wouldn't be trying to endorse duane reed, or…

pigs living primarily in the south of Spain

??? I think you have been starring at plastic celebrities for too long. She actually looks normal for her age and I would consider her as having aged well.

Not that I'm against the religious fundamentalism/capitalism overlap conversation, but my sense is that money alone isn't really the point here, but rather getting funds to pay for the "Birthing of God's Mighty Warriors" aka the Quiverfull movement (and that's not liberal hyperbole, actual title of one of the…

My thoughts have always been that rape and sexual assault are the only indefensible crimes. Because I can definitely think of situations where I would feel murder is completely justifiable. The same goes with theft or fraud or assault. But not rape or sexual assault, except maybe in an eye-for-an-eye situation, but…

I am actually completely dissapointed in her statement about teens and middle aged men. I gravitate towards TV shows with leading ladies.

You go on with your sassy slutty self.

A teacher at my old elementary school was arrested for reckless driving, possession of marijuana and possession of pills without a prescription. Arrested along with her was a former student and current live-in boyfriend of hers who is the street captain of a white supremacist prison gang. After her arrest, she was put…

Sassy sluts are my favourite kind!

Haha, yeah sorry, but no. I've been an avid pot smoker for over a decade - daily smoker, multiple times a day - and I have many friends who are also avid smokers. Never have I, nor any of my friends, ever had a psychotic break due to smoking weed. She was certainly doing something else, probably pills.

yea...I'm preeetttyy sure *pot* wouldn't "inspire" you to show up to court (of all places) looking like this...notice the one long fingernail?! The WTF icing on the cake.

"What should we say?"
"Drugs...go with drugs"
"What? Are you crazy...we can't say she is a junkie..."
"Ok - let's go with Pot...no one cares about pot."
"Does it do that to people?"
pulls out 1982 anti-drugs campaign videos

Uh, ok, Amanda Bynes mom.

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