All I read was how she tried to delay potty training and my brain had a spasm

I'm resigned to the fact I will always have cellulite

I read further on in the comments and I truly did not think that by calling an educated empowered (insert any colour) woman articulate in response to how they handle themselves was racism. I often say how articulate someone sounds and when I do it's in awe, maybe even a little jealousy but never as a negative. I learn…

Maybe because I live in Oz, but I use that word for white folk yellow folk green folk purple folk.

What a body, shame about the bathing suit

Keanu what a sexy man, we need to get together so I can put a smile on his face

I agree, I was goth as a teenager and still am kinda as an adult but I am also a sole parent to two children one of whom is an 8yr old girl who has the Chucky and Tiffany living dead dolls and plans to amass more. She also likes scary movies, slender man she knows all about (I only know what she has told me) and lives…

So what I'm gathering is that he had his lawyers strike a deal with the victim and her mother regarding ongoing financial help if they did not cooperate? I don't blame her for not wanting to go through the turmoil of a trial.

Pass him over to me.

When I smoked weed in high school (I still smoke occasionally) my friends and I all use to skip classes crash a friends house and smoke up a storm then return to school for something to do. In year 12 I calmed down with my smoking, thought I better do right and try and pass so did a lot if Ritalin. One day in my legal…

I don't have time or even an empty bed of a night time sharing it with an 8yr old and a 9 month old. I think I have masturbated once all year, and NO sex life on top of that, I think my hymen may be growing back!

Cream cheese frosting mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Jesus America get it to-fucking-gether already with your yokel attitude to guns

Oooh I don't like him I read the tweets and I don't like him

Why is it every time I read these things I want to eat it and everybody else poo poo's on it. Granted I have never eaten Taco Bell as I live on the coast of Australia (I think there is one in Sydney) but I want to eat all your American food even the double deep fried wrapped in bacon red velvet cup cake (if it exists)…

I'll get ripped for this but I seriously could not give a fuck! Long Island may be a fake but that doesn't mean that those who pass are not with us, I have gone to a medium who recited a private conversation I had had with my mum that morning while shopping. She knew things she should not have known including my…

My drinking days are over, I probably would fall over after two beers but god damn it a woman should be able to drink whatever the eff she wants. The more stories that come out like this the more I'm thinking our world is going backwards not forward

Well I learnt something today, a mixer can be used as a sex tool. Anyone wanna try it out and get back to us?

oh I giggled at this

This is Pretty Woman all over - someone insert Gif pls