Did anyone else have to google stuff? I felt like I was in school doing an exam, I'm gonna go take a nap.

I will probably get in trouble for saying this but female strippers turn me on more then male strippers, I seem to cringe when I watch them and I dont usually find them attractive......whereas a female stripper seems to be more appealing to my hetero self :)

She is stunning

I would totally still have his babies, he is delish

I would charge them too, wasting a good taco!

I still want to eat it :)

How the hell do they ban sex toys!!!! Why are we going backwards as a civilisation? Who even brought up the subject of banning sex toys for these tight fucks to sit around and decide yep thats what we will do we'll ban sex toys because my wife climaxes with her special friend and fakes it for me.

As an Aussie our prom's are called formals. Anyhoo I went with my ex as we had made all these plans to go together, prick bought a ticket for his new girlfriend from a catholic school that just thought she was the bee's knees. I ended up dragging my gay friend along as he wasn't going. We both left after the first…

I'm kinda jealous I could never pass as a high school student

Spotted dick with homemade custard that is made with half cream half milk mmmmmmmmmmmm I'm gonna get my pommy mum to make it now

I'm a sick and twisted person but I was cheering Solange (?) on during the entire time I watched it.

I thought her husband was hilarious, I'd love to get drunk with that guy

My little man is nine months and I am still 15kgs overweight, I put about 8kgs of that on after I had him as I was tired ravenous walking zombie that lived on coke, coffee milk and chocolate bars. I figure I will get around to losing it eventually but right now not stressing about it and enjoying what my body created…

Did anyone really expect anything else from Rhianna, she acts like the world is her stage and we are her minions. Celebrities seem to only care about bullying, LGBT, AIDS etc when they know it will make them look good and profit from it, otherwise they are all spoilt little children who have lost their grasp on…

I have a great friend who is a great mother who has three great, intelligent, loving boys who all suffer a disability. Two have autism, one of the two is great behaviour wise but her youngest has autistic meltdowns at the drop of a dime anywhere with anyone.....as for shopping if anyone knows anything about an…

Ugh our ex's sound identical, I take it your in America that's why your in debt medically but the good thing about being in America is all the different Marijuana strains and those specifically produced for certain medical needs. I just had run of the mill marijuana but it was a huge help taking away the nausea and…

Also yes a lot of girls suffer PTSD afterwards, I developed Anxiety disorder after my first baby and still suffer 8 years on.

Girl complain to me, complain away.....I too suffer from HG but I do have two children. I know the fear of pregnancy very well, and the bullshit in Australia with HG not being recognised by the hospital system is beyond frustrating having to fight, scream and beg for help as your throwing up and pissing all over the…

She does seem to like sharing it about, I dunno maybe he should bleach his hand after that

Hmmmmmmm I wonder if I plead insanity I can do this to my neighbor who has harassed and stalked me for 9 months now