I had a bagel for breakfast.

Biggest boner killer? Not reading. I'm with John Waters on this one. We may like different books/authors (the Boy Heathen and I only share a few favorite books) but not knowing about huge books? Unforgivable. I went out on a date with a guy I thought I really liked. He was GORGEOUS and funny and we liked the same…

THIS IS SO COOL!

You know how I know you're gay? When you're protesting at a tennis match, half naked, in salmon pants and an opera mask. I AM gay, and even I'm not that theatrical.

Really?Protesting gay marriage? Because when I see a topless man in salmon..ahem..Nantucket Red chinos running around with a sparkler, I immediately think, "He's definitely a bottom..."