Another suggestion: go after achievements / trophies. So many people criticize them, but it’s entirely optional and they add a lot of replay value to some games.

That was my second thought. At least he went on his own terms.

if my comment of this cute kitty gets enough stars it will be higher ranked than their article ;-)

Been hearing a lot of complaining about the 'tank controls'. I don't understand why people have such a tough time with them. Your character maintains orientation between camera shifts, and forward always moves them forward, its hardly 'cumbersome'.

also we're not pretentious assholes. That's another difference

Game is $15. It's a budget title.

I remember my first boner too

Meanwhile, sadly, the Wii U versions of both Dragon Age: Inquisition and Assassin's Creed Unity are running at a subpar zero-p.

Yop!

"Elementary school, my dear Watson."

he cant. that's literally the only thing I've taught him to say in English. This is the first time it's actually fit

This isn't even a question.

The Last of Us.

It also bestows a +14 child upon the user.

Well, rubber banding was pretty prominent in Mario Kart 64. So... every game except the very first. Every game in the franchise can burn except for the one on the SNES.

Please, tell us what games you higher beings feel would benefit our filthy palates, that we may hope to one day ascend to a high enough plane to perhaps peer upwards and catch the slightest glimpse of the bottoms of your soles. For we are but simple creatures operating under the delusion that video games are meant for…

Cart racing games. Go.

because...