Preach.

I guess that depends on whether or not he’s on Jones’s research team.

Trump should take his DNA for testing, clearly.

The news for a couple of years now has been, that can’t possibly be a real thing!... Wait, never mind.

I haven’t been this shocked since the Unabomber turned out to be a crazy guy living alone in a remote cabin.

It’s probably on the undercarriage.

Way to undermine 80% of online discussions, Admiral.

...Which is really stupid because the only party that’s benefiting from the migrant caravan is the one that’s using it as a boogeyman. If it actually were a conspiracy instead of, you know, a bunch of desperate migrants, it would have to be a Republican one.

And the Reverse Vampires.

And I’ll just bet she mailed those bombs to herself from the secret invisible basement under that DC pizza place.

I’m not even going to google that because, yeah, I have no doubt that’s a thing.

Wait, didn’t The Knack also do “What I Like About You?”

Hello. My name is Aleister Pedro al-Weishaupt, and I would like to make a donation...

Exactly. Because what made the Soviet system a bad thing wasn’t the propaganda, authoritarianism, mass killings, and dictatorial governments. It was the social services!

All three qualities have been hallmarks of this president.

It’s rare, but I have seen them in rural Canada. They’ve effectively become part of the Rebel/Redneck/Racist package, separate from any real understanding of their history.

And I bet it’ll say something about “both sides.”

To be honest, I didn’t pay much attention to her, but I always assumed (perhaps naively) that her refusal to speak on political matters was simply a stance of someone who doesn’t believe that’s the role of a celebrity. What does the average pop star know? And a contributing factor to the current dilemma is the fact…

There was an old guy in our neighborhood (1970s) who would buy a big bag of unshelled peanuts and would reach in and drop a few into your bag when you came trick-or-treating. Even that was far better than getting “Circus Peanuts.” At least his were nutritious.

How this confusion of nomenclature has not yet created an international incident I do not know.