Well, they did release the Ford crack-smoking video today, so the announcer may have been distracted.

So:

But.... but.... isn’t Hilary the one who lies? Facts are just so confusing.

This is an outrageous, nihilistic emotional outburst, saved, sadly, by the fact of it being true.

He likely connects it to blood coming out of their wherevers, as well.

Doesn’t everyone want to better themselves?

Hey, that’s a really cheap shot.

“Alicorn” is historically word for a unicorn’s horn, and was only much later appropriated to mean a flying unicorn. Please be mindful of cultural appropriation, people!

By-Tor fought the Sea Boar at some point in his mythic career, I think.

I thought we had to give him peanuts after we waterboarded him, but as long as we don’t go after his family, I might be okay with that.

That’s Trono, you hposer!

Reubens had a collection, much of it bought in lots at auction, of old muscle’n’fitness magazines, nudist lifestyle stuff, and vintage erotica. The DA said it did not meet the definition of child pornography. A city attorney later brought lesser charges against Reubens. I haven’t seen his collection, obviously, and I…

Maybe we should just link to this mainstay and call it a day?

Let’s try this:

Ah. A thrice double-ass thread.

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That's why the Clark Kent disguise works.

Matthew 16: 23, but I can’t place which translation you’re using.

Apparently this controversial book, while NOT a bear attack, can be a life-saving drug that will clean up boomsday.

You slut!