I keep telling myself, “If you trade your GTI in for this you will probably lose your licence.”

“It’s a real shame to build something so beautiful and not let people inside.”

I admit, I’m not particularly well versed in American law, but I’m curious as to why you would say this.

People like him are going to cost us our privilege.

I know, right? We can’t even get a 3rd Bush into the White House nowadays...

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

Give me hell this year. Cubbies are going all the way this year.

Shut down the Internet, we have a winner

“Fuck. So close.”

I had Zero messages and was a little disappointed with myself. Would have cried a little, but that is not something an Adequate Man would do.

“...act of God”

My favorite guy is the one holding the camera. I assume the camera is shake weight powered?

Which, if you're looking for reliable, comfortable, reasonably-priced transportation, is an excellent choice.

IT’S THE WHITE CAR’S FAULT FOR BEING THERE. I NEED ROOM FOR MY OUT OF CONTROL PARKING LOT EXITS!

Typically that is how the skids happen though. They correct, over correct, lift, traction happens, the back end wants to come in line but they already have lock in so the car rotates around too quickly to do anything about it.

I have a functional hot water heater from 1951 or ‘52. I’m sure it accounts for 85% of my electric bill, but when you want hot water, you get motherfucking HOT water RIGHT NOW.

Its sole content is a can of Prince Albert.

this is why I would never go to one of these things. Too many idiots with cars they can’t responsibly handle, and a bunch of assholes with their phones recording everyone leaving and encouraging them to show off. It’s difficult being a car enthusiast when I can’t stand most other car people.

So... her refrigerator is running?

This couldn’t be any more British if you tried.