You’d rather be escorted by an Abrams MBT and ferried around in a ‘RAP. There are more ways to get pinched, smacked, burned, or otherwise killed in the turret of an M1 than I care to remember. Plus, getting in and out is a pain in the ass, and bad on the knees.

I figure as long as they had fun and no one was harmed, then why not. I think it’s kind of hilarious. I mean, OK, maybe a Maserati isn’t for offroading, but if I had a billion dollars and the price of a Maserati was pocket change to me, I’d probably give it a go because why the fuck not. I find it pretty hard to get…

Beyond that, none of them appear to be rare, just expensive. It’s not like they trashed an Isso Grypho, or Delahye, there’s going to be a bazillion Quatroportes available at the local used car lot for $39.95/month in 4-5 years, most will be destined for scrap within 20 years, if that. These were just scrapped in a…

Jeep Wranglers are pieces of shit on the road and are really only suitable for offroad use, but Jalopnik doesn’t shit the bed whenever a sorority girl drives one to Starbucks. So why doesn’t it work the other way around?

I give them credit for using the cars—as if keeping them in heated garages under covers and only taking them out for short cruises on sunny weekends is so “manly”.

Dang it, this was gonna be an Adequate Man post, but I decided not to sit on it over the weekend. Gotta get these laundry takes out while they’re hot.

The jokes on you, I lived in Ocala for 8 years, I know the Villages very well. Nothing like driving through the villages at night seeing old people in gold carts with panties on their heads. Old people hedonism is appalling and scary, but you can’t look away.

I love dramatic teenagers so much .

Can we all agree that while golf is utter shit, and people who actually spend 6 hours a day watching people whack a ball are crazy, but how awesome are golf carts? They are the tops!

I had no idea that dry golf courses were things that existed, and now the sport’s death must be even further accelerated

I live in SE Michigan. There are six golf courses in a ten mile radius from my house. There are 26 in my county. I call this excessive.

I hate people.

Female ex-GOP here. When it’s how your entire worldview is informed from birth, “brain damaged” maybe isn’t quite as accurate as “brainwashed”.

What’s the best type to get? Heavy flow just in case?

Today is my second day with a menstrual cup and it is taking everything I have not to tell every woman of menstruating age I see the gospel. I have become what I despise.

Not just the fact that he wears it. But he wears it to the gym while on the elliptical. Weirdo.

Yeah, but he wears a fanny-pack in 2016, so..............................................?

You know, even if this is the correct version, I still don’t give a damn. Ten students, one student— it’s still very cute and touching and I just wish I got to go to school on a train.

I love that they kept the station open just for her. Her education was seen as so important there was a whole train station to facilitate. Now if only the whole world could take this attitude to towards the education of women and stop bombing / shooting at buses of girls on their way to school.