there’s a reason i’m not a... birdologist

I’m sort of with you, except I stayed judging her the whole time. If anything, I’m judging her even harder.

I started to comment that my husband saw my wedding dress before the wedding (we lived together and we got ready for the wedding in the same hotel room and walked to the venue together beforehand) and we are still married 11 years later and no one died and it was a lovely wedding. But then I started wondering what she…

Right?

I just read in another article that her dress was 40k. The wedding itself has to be up in the six figures if she spent that much on a dress alone. If the groom is okay with all of this, I’m going to assume they’re likely cut from the same cloth and perfect for each other.

I started watching some show about the Costa Concordia one time and had to turn it off after like 7 minutes because the people they were interviewing were so dumb. One couple was like, “We didn’t pay attention to the safety demonstration because the boat sinking is the last thing you think would happen when you’re on…

Honey, come watch my episode of Say Yes to the Dress with me. I’ve got a seat all set up for you....

I wanted a red dress! I was five months pregnant and my husband is Pakistani so red is the traditional wedding color for his clan. Unfortunately it was really hard to find a dress that met my maternity requirements. I just wore some awesome sparkly red heels instead.

My thoughts exactly. No man is watching that garbage.

I guess no one wants to watch Say Yes to the Person. :( Note: Making your own wedding dress is pretty badass. I’m impressed.

If I were the bridegroom, I would dump her. This kind of behavior is a major revelation of character. I would call everything off.

I am reminded of an interview I saw with a newly wed couple who was on the Costa Concordia when it sank. The bride was in total disbelief that something terrible would dare happen on their honeymoon. Yes, because the true tragedy of people drowning in a preventable boating accident is how it impacted your honeymoon.

I am now a litte interested to see this episode. I would like to see how ridiculous this woman is

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

Spoiler: it’s also strapless.

Well at least now her wedding won’t be spoiled for you

My eyes just rolled so hard they fell out of my head and now I am blind.

Right? I’m not sure I understand the show’s motives, here.

Idk, it’s not like there’s a plot to Say Yes...they could have just changed the episode date to later in the season no?

All you need is a little bottle of tequila