FUCKING BRILLIANT. HOLY FUCK. winner-winner, chicken dinner!!

shit, you know that they'd still find a way to make it so people making over a certain amount never have to provide a sample...

you’d be surprised how many times I go walking down the street, turn my head to look at a blue jay, trip on the sidewalk and BAM my penis is in a girl! ;-) ha ha ha nah, I agree with you, but the joke was there. :-)

that’s an emotional topic that might start some hell. Not saying my heart doesn’t agree with you, but that's a huge (off)topic that is more complex than yes/no...

I assume the mother knows her name. (just teasing, it was too perfect a joke to walk by... ;-) ha ha ha

Everyone I know in Illinois is desperately searching for ways to leave that state: I will never, ever return. I love my cubbies, bears and hawks, but it’s like a goddamn third world country now, between the corruption and the stupidity and the crushing of the poor.

I would like to point out that this morning, the morning after you posted this article, trending on facebook is the conspiracy theory that Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsey. Can't make this shit up, folks...

Somewhere around here are a couple of stories about cruises, and a bunch of commentators have worked ships, and they said the ships have a very strict NO SEX WITH THE CLIENTS rule. Apparently, like an instant firing, we leave you on the island good luck finding your way home type of firing policy!

That's AWESOME. :-)

That’s a shame. I mean, you were at work, but you didn’t even get the chance to take in a show, get sloppy drunk, have a one night stand with a stranger, all the classic cruise clichés! ha ha ha

So, I have a friend that is 100% convinced of the 12 alternative doctors getting murdered. I had some time, so I read the story, and then started fact checking, using google, Boston Globe, etc. neutral, uncompromised sites. I got about halfway in when I backed away slowly: that’s the scary thing about conspiracy…

She is so pretty.

She KNEW there was a sign that said no-semis... did she ALSO not know what the hell she was driving? “Oh, I’m in a Volvo- that's a semi?" fucking dumbass...

HOLY. FUCK. This was NOT the thing I needed to read first thing in the morning. Now, I will work in a goddamn rage, hating my fellow man. And to all the assholes that clapped, go fuck yourselves!!!

I can’t help but think that terribly low box office crippled that one- I haven’t seen it, but I’ve seen all of the rest of everything else that was nominated, and an average IM performance would blow most of those out of the water. -sigh- that’s when Hollywood was on its “let’s jump on EVEYRTHING sean penn does, he’s…

(seriously: In 1988, Sigourney Weaver had TWO roles worthy of a nods, got both, and lost to Jodie Foster and Geena Davis. Sometimes, ALL the best actresses have a helluva year. It is what it is!) But MORE data to peruse in the original article, about nominations, would have included her as business woman and animal…

I also can’t help but point out that, while there have been limited numbers of roles for women in some categories (say military) it doesn’t help when the actress in that role puts in an only “okay” performance. Say, for example, meg ryan in “courage under fire” versus francis mcdormand in fargo (both released 1996)…

Man, that study is horseshit, because it overlooks time periods. What has happened since the 70's? the 90's? What kinds of roles have been NOMINATED versus what’s won? And, biggest of all, what was nominated and won in the “Best supporting” categories? I believe, since those tend to collect the weird stuff, that…

but never FULLY handicapped, to paraphrase RBJ in "Tropic Thunder." :-)

-sigh- then see the movie. it’s really good. and “mom” is a good description of her role- yes, she loves football, but she is a mother to a boy that has none. hell, the whole MOVIE is about a family and their love for each other. Like the best football movies, the blind side isn’t ACTUALLY about football... :-)