Excellent article, Dream Crusher!

When I was a kid in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin, during the winter a group of people would plow an oval on the ice in the bay. That's when some pretty sweet 600cc snowmobile engine powered carts would take the ice. My dad almost bought me one, but we never pulled the trigger on it - too much for a kid's fun kart.

Welp, guess I'll be on the road for the next 9 hours. See you fellers later.

This costs less than a Nissan Versa. Is it worse than the Versa? Maybe. Would I buy this over the Versa? Oh yes, all day.

When Finns do something, they don't mess around. Even when they're messing around.

Throw the Edelbrock Supercharger on it and baby you got a stew goin.

Even The Stig is at risk of getting his car damaged out on the road. "How you drive" does not necessarily have anything to do with whether or not some bozo will plow into your car while drinking and texting.

The power. It needs another 100 and the price to be the same.

Don't tell me how to do my mom

Haha. Yeah, and also: ran when parked, check engine light is on but it's just the gas cap, won't start but all it needs is a new battery. Oh and civic corolla jdm accord prius lexus acura ford mustang jeep audi lexus honda dishwasher garden gnome.

And each car will cost $10 and will come with two strippers and a unicorn.

The Toyota "Eh" with optional "Blah" package

Oh, and it won't be cheap – the fully specced one Henry tested cost, and I hope you're sitting down for this, $80,000. So, you could have this, or a Z06. Take your pick?

Hmmm. Is it possible they are just using this as a platform to further raise the stature of the ecoboost engine line so that they can (cough) make money on their volume models? No, it's surely about saving the world.

An unlimited amount of facepalm for you good sir.

Yeah. I personally had an issue with the Old GT's side view mirror size. It was never competitive with the other supercars of its day in that regard...

Who the fuck bought and drove a FGT because of fuel economy? Seriously?

MPGs? Really?

My Toyota Corolla scored higher than you...

I don't like it at all, personally. The handbrake works just fine as hill start assist, if you really need one. I don't like something taking over and not letting the car move. The de-manualing of the manual. No.