No, no, no. You missed the point. He had the correct answer, he just mispronounced it. Unlike Randy Marsh who just said the wrong word.

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So true. They should stay away from Tosh as well as comedy.

Exactly! It's like he has never heard of Battered-dee-har-har Woman Syndrome.

Tim, get a life if this bothers you. It didn't seem to bother Rihanna because she took the wimp right back. By doing that, the incident becomes a topic you can joke about.

It's been well established that no true Astros fan would watch a Houston Astros team with a Designated Hitter on the roster. Astros fans are classy and old school. Also, there are only five of them.

Is there already talk of relocating?

Paper not cover me? ROCK INVINCIBLE! ROCK TAKE OVER WORLD!

GreenMachine: Meet me at the launch pad.

These guys are the comedic equivalent of a missed field goal.

I didn't know this was illegal there. Gotta say, I am REALLY glad I didn't actually move to Canada after Obamacare got passed.

Sometimes ESPN is alright.

"This is the finger I use to eat peanut butter straight from the jar."

Taking it up the butt for the next couple of years....dont drop the soap!

Amen bro. Would go get it myself but I'd probably get distracted giving straw hat a one-way ticket to #poundtown. That's right, double pounding!

I've always enjoyed your work.

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You're right. I should take my kid to Paris. Or maybe London. Or maybe a deep sea dive. Or to outer space. OH WAIT I ALREADY DID IT'S CALLED EPCOT.

Ohh, God, what a hideous scene.

EXACTLY. It has nothing to do with homophobia and everything to do with perpetuating conventional ideals of masculinity.