Is man or Stroman?

Ohh hey. Is that party poop you brought?

The most surprising thing about this article is that it is not being presented in slide show form.

An initialism is an acronym, stupid head!

More like "Chunky Dunking"!

Research on Toronto Blue Jays fans will be released once Canada gets electricity.

Here Are Some People Playing Harness Racing Who Don't Know How to Play Harness Racing.

The child was even more disappointed when he realized it was the worst boomerang he had ever seen.

Failure.

Yea, at least the Phillies have good beer. The fans are going to need it.

Based on what I have seen with him with the Phillies, I am starting to feel like maybe the Cubs were right with passing him over. He has completely butchered this Jimmy Rollins thing. And I can understand if he is a hard-nosed tough guy manager. But that usually doesn't work with with veterans, and the Phillies…

even a pile of dogshit can have a rabid fan base as long as there is a quaint tradition or two and lots of bars near the stadium?

That's what I keep thinking too. Amaro has completely butchered every move he has made for about 2 years. Why is Sandberg supposed to be the good one?

Anybody in Chicago know why Sandberg was repeatedly passed over by the Cubs when it came to hiring managers?

Counterpoint to all "hockey players are tough" memes:

I would propose removing one player from each team while increasing the length of the OT period by 1 minute.

I live in Philly but have attended sporting events all over the country. Fans everywhere are the same. I just hate anytime I see an article about a few fans or few players doing something stupid, and a comment section is then filled with condemnations of the entire city.

The important thing we need to remember is that this is a great opportunity to bring up snowballs at Santa Claus and how one time you went to Philadelphia and something bad happened.

"How many different things can you think of that you can do with a paper clip?"