The joke went over your head.

Even on a list that created to be overly inclusive, a hockey player still can't get a mention.

Haha, look at that list of funny names- Hamilton Nolan, Neetzan Zimmerman, Sarah Hedgecock, J.K. Trotter, Max Read, Taylor Berman...

But "but" is a conjunction. Conjunctions connect!
"But" is a contrasting conjunction. You mean that he should have used "and", which is also a conjunction but does not indicate a contrast. That would have made more sense.

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It's easy to find the Tebow jersey. It's hanging between the jerseys of two common criminals.

This is the worst acquisition by the Mariners since Albert Ross.

But throwing snowballs is one of football's best fan traditions! (Throwing them onto the field is obviously not OK.) And throwing them at some skinny dude wearing a Santa costume during halftime is the worst thing anybody has ever done.

Add salt to your ice-water bath. It lowers the freezing point. Similar to using rock salt when you make ice cream. It might work, it might not work. But I have always been told to add salt to the water. I have a small house and small fridge. I can get a warm six pack ice cold in less than an hour.

"We've got a lot better talent than Jacksonville."

Because nobody is offering 1-year, $240 million contracts.

If it counts for anything, I have Amazon Prime.

If the US team wants to be considered among the top soccer teams in the world, it's time to start beating them. Here's their chance.

Money is not a concern for the Mariners since they recently obtained a stream a revenue involving a turtle shell and a flight of stairs.

Is Exeter claiming credit for these tweet also?

Not the first person to lose a pair of pants after eating Sbarro.

In Soviet Russia, Schiano man joke gets tired of you.

Snyder can now return to his investigation of determining who is on first base.