"Wait, I count ten teams in Pot 4."

1. Cooler of beer placed in the yard next to grill, which is smoking a turkey, while there is no beer in the house because your sister is in AA.

Exactly.

I think the explanation actually made that joke worse.

Something tells me you missed a lot of the games last time.

This ruling could great affect the outcome of the 2014 Sochi Olympic Ice Cricket medal round.

It does contain the power to wash away all hope in 17 seconds flat.

Ahhhh CRAP! There it goes. Right in the article.

Yea, but how far can they punt a football?

They are so bad they are almost like the comments on Deadspin.com under the current Kinja operating system!

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There's 12.3 seconds left in a 7-3 game.

Z'at you, Michael Wilbon?

The League is a joke. The goal judges just are not doing their jobs. Just last week Ray Emery had to skate the length of the ice to point out that the puck had gotten past Holtby.

It's a real shame that Canadian-Australian Impossibilist humor isn't appreciated more.

My favorite part of yesterday was doing a Google Image search for "Reveen". I laughed for about 3 minutes straight.

Reveen!

Good thing his girlfriend wasn't watching the game. Surely she'd be pissed to find he's cheating on her, with the offspring of Sidney Crosby, Reveen and Frankenstein.

Just look at his attitude. These guys don't care. There's no passion The fans care more about this game than the players. You can tell he doesn't care. He didn't even try.