He's going to be doubly pissed when he sees that ESPN also edited out the joke from his Tweet.

Yea, I agree. I kept waiting for "But the real story is..." But then the article ended.

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I thought it was the online site when I first read the headline. That's ESPN 360. I reckon that is not long for this Earth either.

It just goes to show that with good people skills, and a lot energy, flexibility, creativity and dedication, even a guy with a degree in Communications can get a job.

No. It is supposed to be serious. I am being serious about the video. I am critiquing his dog tossing technique. If you don't want serious, don't ask for serious.

I've been to a bunch of games at Nationals Park. (My cousin is in the Navy and gets free tickets all of the time.) Hallow is probably the best description of them. They want to be a part of the action and everything. They just don't seem to know how.

You are right.

I've always enjoyed your work.

+1

No way dude. "Husky" means tough. I need "Husky" pants because my mom said I am so tough on my pants.

Aww man. Now I will never know who won the Art Ross this year!

Everybody is complaining about the James Neal typo in the article. But let's be fair to Barry. He was just confused about the dates of the Penguins deadlines. James Neal was traded away by the Penguins right before the series against Boston for some schlub who apparently never played hockey before.

Who the fuck is Tigger?

Count your blessings. You know what my kids love?

You people are horrible. You are terrible parents. You probably shouldn't have had children in the first place because you are so selfish.

Don't worry. You only have one more game to suffer through.

Good job. But it's a Quebecois food.

"It would be kind of embarrassing to have to roll solo in a bus like that."

I'm Polish and work with kids. I had to explain it to them too. My dad bought me a coffee mug with "Not only am I perfect, I'm Polish too!" with a map of Italy on it. They didn't understand it at all.