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To be fair, he did just find out that the planned Tilted Kilt would not be opening next to Marlins Park.

Back to the drawing board.

That's because you are stupid.

I am sorry to hear that you are having negative experiences at your cold calling job.

It took me 10 seconds to write the comment.

So you are bragging that you can quickly respond to anonymous people on the internet?

No worries.

Good luck with that. Maybe you will have a partner this time.

What are you doing this year for the 2oth Anniversary of the last Stanley Cup won by the Canadiens?

So when the Canadiens get knocked out of the playoffs next week, will you meet up with some Canadiens fans at a bar in Toronto and go light some trash cans on fire? Maybe tip over a car or two. You know, so you can feel like part of the experience the fans in Montreal are getting. It's not the same as being there…

You are missing the point! The coach called a timeout! That totally justifies launching 6 ounces of frozen rubber at 80 mph at another human being. A timeout!

I was not crying. I am just pointing out that Canadiens fans are cry babies. Always have been. Always will be.

A Canadiens' fan crying and whining?

It kind of was the fault of the passing player. It's actually called a "Fuck You Pass", because it is the pass you make to your teammate because you are angry at him and you want him to get hurt. They happen in beer league hockey all the time.

Probably. But I can't watch videos on my work computer.

Sorry, I'll be watching reruns of Growing Pains. I'm looking forward to catching the one when Boner drinks the hot chocolate through his ski mask.

So you are just a whiny little crybaby.

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So it's 101 comments that you are either