During his initial campaign for governor, Walker made it clear that he wanted to outlaw abortion even as a life-saving measure. That's right. He thinks that women who are violently hemorrhaging because their pregnancy has gone hideously wrong should be forced by law to die. Because he is a piece of shit.

also 'vulvatron' is so much better than 'adultosaur' and i'm so jealous i could scream.

Man, the real world is going to be a hell of a rough patch for you, kid.

Steven strikes me as the type of student who works really hard throughout the semester to earn the A he feels he deserves.

Now understanding that working really hard meant setting oneself apart from ones classmates (even if it is through douchebaggery rather than actual academics), I understand why he will email his…

Missouri firearms regulations, on the other hand :

Show me any evidence that these 72 hour waiting periods affect decision making or FUCK OFF FOREVER. Oh, you can't? Then shut up.

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"she wouldn't work" = she can't take a rape joke.

I'd have to disagree with you about the DMCA being "one of the simplest, most fair laws on the books." Bad faith DMCA letters have proven a powerful tool for chilling all kinds of speech, including by trolls looking to stifle feminist cultural criticism.

I had no idea Margaret Atwood was getting into crime fiction. I take it this is a synopsis of her new novel. I want to reject that this is anyone's reality.

What is this "Fear Street" nonsense? Goosebumps son, old school.

You're right. I love eating, not sleeping on the sidewalk and/or having to go to the bathroom in a bucket or on said sidewalk. Therefore I must love having a job.

I'm a single adult so I don't need "away from the kids time."

Adam Levine's voice sounds like a hamster singing, so kudos to Kia on the music choice. The rest is just - confusing.

Or everyone just starts sending him pen after pen until he dies under a mountain of Bics.

That depends. Did you take the test on a website or while wearing a talking hat?

But the quizzes that tell us which Harry Potter house we'd be in still hold up, right?

"What kind of bullshit personality test are you?"

At first I thought that Eric Stonestreet was Rob Ford, which would have been truly brilliant.

The classification issue is such a weird question without any particularly good answer.

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.